Hi. if you do not know me, then just think of the most awesome thing ever and multiply it by the square root of 300 and that is me. Unless i am the most awesome thing that you know. Which is reasonable.

 

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Eating.